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life is so beautiful. there’s literally bread and butter

#mybread #mybutter

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

Just bear thoughts.

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait