empokemongal

Last night, I dreamt that I had found a bootleg VHS with four movies in it, and one of those movies was titled Chinese Legend of the Prince. When I popped it into the VCR and skipped straight to the movie, one of the first scenes in the film was a European-style princess talking to her mother, who was the queen, and comparing her royalty to TikTok trends. Also, there were some sexy snake and lizard people involved in the plot as well. I believe the whole movie is meant to be a parody of unfaithful translations of foreign works.

On the night of May 20th, I dreamt that my family and I rode on a dragon-themed roller coaster, and then after that, we went to some sort of cat-themed Biodôme housing both wildcats and domestic cats.

On the night of April 28th, I dreamt that a game for the original Xbox had been discovered, with a cartoony art style, yet had a dark tone, and multiple endings based on the player's actions. Apparently, it was also playable on the PC thanks to the Xbox 360 disc drive, which could be plugged into a computer and was also backwards compatible with original Xbox games.  The gameplay footage showed what was apparently the bad ending, followed by the screen fading into black with some text saying something like “Your companion’s life has come to an end. Who helped the bullies make it go faster? YOU.”  That made me want to play that game so badly that, when I woke up, I was incredibly disappointed to find out it was just a dream.

On the night of April 17th, I dreamt that a cut Pokémon had been discovered. It was a two-legged puppy with a ball of yarn for a body that was apparently replaced with Fidough, because it wasn’t cute enough.

On the night of April 15th, I dreamt that there was a scene in a Star Wars Saturday morning cartoon in which Luke Skywalker gets tied to a pole by a tribe of racist stereotypes of indigenous people to either be eaten or burnt alive for sacrificial purposes before being rescued by the chief’s daughter. It even includes a commentary in which George Lucas, or at least one of the producers of the cartoon, explained that he actually got tied to a pole just for research and to see what it felt like.

On the night of February 15th, I dreamed I saw a commercial for a non-existent Lego set. It was Ninjago, except the characters were driving around on karts on a feudal-inspired track. The set looked promising, and I really wanted it, but I was disappointed when I woke up and realized it was just a dream.

On the night of October 28th, 2025, I dreamt that there was an outdoor food court owned by Disney, and Ice Age 3 was praised in retrospect for its positive queer-coding because Sid the Sloth was trying to flirt with a male T-Rex for some reason, but got rejected, only to eventually win him over at the end. Multiple articles and video essays were talking about the queer coding in the movie.

On the night of January 28th, I dreamt that Crazy Frog was living and working in an underground junkyard, and his boss was yelling at him to get back to work. To get his employee to keep his job, he offered Crazy Frog two choices: either to build a killing machine or a baking machine. Since Crazy Frog knew he had very few friends, he decided to create a baking machine in hopes of making more friends and having everybody like him. The next morning, Crazy Frog decided to create a baking machine to make some vanilla cupcakes for everyone, but for some reason, he called them Garfield cupcakes. I think I've grown attached to this version of Crazy Frog.

One time, I dreamt that I was Gangle from TADC and I was stuck in a prison cell which had walls, a floor and a ceiling consisting of boxes of tube snacks, with some advertising two tubes, a larger, flatter one for “before the show” and a shorter, thinner one for “after the show”. After I managed to escape the prison, the cops chased me, and I had to start flying away from them à la Minecraft Creative Mode, but the cops started flying in the same manner as I did.

One time, I had a dream where my friends and I spawned in a Minecraft server, but there was no space for all of us on the island we spawned on, so I began travelling to a much larger location. But as I was doing so, an enraged wolf started chasing me across the field until I ran into another player's base, which turned out to be some kind of shopping mall.

On the night of December 6th, I dreamt that I read a Batman novel, but the book's border, spine, and the DC logo were pink for some reason. The novel was about Batman overcoming his social anxiety while uncovering secrets about the mysterious pirate's treasure on a dark and stormy island with little sunlight and a small, seemingly unassuming house.

On the night of December 2nd, I dreamt that I found some Froot Loops flavoured Pop-Tarts that came with a ROM-hacked Pokémon DS game inside, and when I booted up the game, I was greeted with a tropical island made of modules and blocks. About 10 minutes into my playthrough, a talking Lopunny was telling me not to power up my Pokémon using some new training method because it would make them more aggressive, and therefore less obedient, just like what happened to her.

On the night of November 28th, I dreamt that I brushed my teeth in the morning, and the toothpaste tasted like plastic.

On the night of November 17th, I dreamt that I went back to high school and our class had an art project in which we had to draw a rabbit, but in any style we wanted, like traditional 2-D drawing, 3-D models, papier-mâché, clay, sculptures, etc., and I chose to make mine a collage comprised of cut-up images of white fur. Also, we did the project in the school gymnasium.

On the night of November 15th, 2025, I dreamt that I saw a Mario/TMNT crossover chocolate bar in the hotel. The bar had designs of both the fronts and backs of the characters, and the only connection between the two franchises is that they both came out in the 80s.