my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

the cosmic owl dying feels like a reference to the fact that the design came from how the light hit one of the urinals in the cartoon network burbank building, and that studio got shut down a couple years ago

it's crazy how if you rub poop into a regular open wound you'll probably get sick and die but you can have a bleeding butthole every day for a week and be totally fine

there used to be a man named bruno mars and he would come on the radio every now and then to sing us his new song but he doesnt do any of that now because he got shy