this machine creates crack

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

please stop getting tattoos in ~significant religious languages~ or ~exotic eastern languages~ or ~cool educated languages~ that you can't read. not only is it racist and weird, it also shows a tragic lack of originality. get a tattoo in linear b. keep people guessing.

lalla ward has the second scariest "list of marriages" section on wikipedia. right after henry viii

hot take but all languages are ugly. human communication is a blight upon this earth

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

reblog to get an anonymous assumption from a follower in your ask box

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

i saw a very tiny sparrow eating a dandelion!!