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emperor-kaiser

My user boxes :D

emperor-kaiser

Yeah there’s a lot, but I’m a lot to handle so get over it :3

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molabuddy

i Really love when two characters are really quite similar but in such a way that they just hate eachother onsight.. dog barking at a mirror type beef

sillyuhhh

it's them your honor

helicalsymmetry

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

helicalsymmetry

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

uh oh forgot to take the Pill That Makes Me Sane

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

lotta people in the notes also forgot to take the Pill That Makes You Sane...

tarantula-hawk-wasp

Do NOT let family obligations keep you from thinking about yaoi.

florencvassy

Do NOT let family obligations keep you from thinking about yuri.

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valtsv

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

valtsv

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

theoneandonlyech

@theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

yeag

dailycatsblog

basementtreasure

been thinking about appearances and stuff

derinthescarletpescatarian

Nothing has ever been this relateable I’m gonna cry

sadmortician

(don't) look up to me

sea-parrot

You wake up one morning, and feel something is off. Your pillow smells strangely sweet. You’re still groggy with sleep, and try to hug your pillow closer. A piece of it simply breaks in your hand. It is made of chocolate.

You try to pull the blanket off of yourself, and you realize that, it too, is made of chocolate. You try to shake it off, and step out of bed. Your carpet feels strangely spongy. You look down, only to realize it’s actually cake. Lovingly baked, and smelling of sweet fruit. You grab a piece, and cautiously take a bite. It is one of the most delicious cakes you have ever eaten.

You get up, confused, and exit your room to see if the rest of your house is like this. The door handle melts in your hand as you hold onto it, and covers it with dark chocolate carefully painted gold. The rest of the carpet on the floor is still cake, the guardrails on the stairs leading down are tempered chocolate, the tiles on the floor are the same, the windows are sugar glass, everything is edible.

You run outside, knocking over the lovingly crafted chocolate front door in a panic.

You realize, in horror, that your house was not an exception. The bushes, the grass, the asphalt on the road, the trees, birds, the world itself, is chocolate.

Somewhere, not too far away, stands a man. Amaury fucking Guichon.

sea-parrot

I'm gonna stop you right there

behindnightmaresanddreams

You ain't stopping shit.

rianarchy

Am I allowed to just… y’know… @walmart-the-official?

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pouletpourri

their dynamic in a nutshell to me

corpusdiem-seizethedead

Trinity: I’m bored. What's your type?

Dennis: Oh, uh- Nothing too specific. Kinda tall, kinda built? Brown eyes. Confident, smart, someone who can take charge, y’know? Maybe even a d-

Trinity: You're just describing Robby, aren't you?

Dennis: …maybe-

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Dana: What's your ty-

Robby: Whitaker.

motherofcatsandmess

peterfromtexas-deactivated20250

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

kineticpenguin

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

brunhiddensmusings

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

stephendann

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

fromaliminalspace

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

nonlinear-nonsubjective

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

princessmo

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

mitzo

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

princessmo

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

mitzo

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

princessmo

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

mitzo

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

princessmo

you got it mr white

mitzo

thank you jesse

astronomical-bagel

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