Hater Since Birth

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

you know you’re fucked when you start to get the “they would not fucking say that” feeling about The Character’s canon dialogue. no hope at all

Momongas " I'm so hungry and I'm feeling UNWELL!!!!" has been stuck in my head all day, they were so real with that actually

I see johnny bravo and get a boner, fuck you kazuhira miller

welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"