I Really Dunno What Im Doing But Here I Am.

sketch with Rhys from Borderlands

More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™.

(at the end of the path)

“Listen. I know everyone wants to summon a demon at summer camp. I get it, I really do! But if you’re gonna try that shit just… put some effort into it. I mean look at this shit. IT’s just…It’s not even symmetrical. And look at this egg thing. It’s wildly disproportionate to the rest of it. It sucks! It objectively sucks! If I were a demon and I saw this, I would actually be offended. Try harder, kids. Try harder.”

if you don’t love trees get OUTA HERE.

PSA: YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN AND WILL GET THROUGH THIS

it must be nice

it’s been a hot minute

i promise i will have some stuff up by valentine’s day…sound good?

also, i am starting a page on ko-fi, so if you like my writing, buy me a coffee