what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

the concept of wizards is so funny. you read a book and can shoot fire from your god damn hands. lmfao

I didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for this shit

you’re right u sure didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

Can haz snackytreat

world heritage post

I love that "if you're a hostile shithead to strangers for no reason, people will treat you unkindly" is like a totally novel concept to tumblr users. Like did you all get socialized entirely on edgy social media dunks culture and simply don't understand that people don't enjoy being randomly insulted.

y’all do know the age in your bio thing is for adults right. minors should not be sharing actual ages online. if you must write something just say you are a minor (or if you want to be more specific try <14 or 15<). i cant stress enough that the internet is not as safe as you think it is, and the less personal details minors hand out, the better

First day in the 1st grade

zoom class has started :)

What if they made playgrounds for grownups? No major difference from regular playgrounds, just slides a little wider, monkey bars a little higher, swing-sets a little sturdier, just generally made for taller and heavier people. No need to get rid of the bright colors and cutesy designs cuz adults deserve cute and happy things too. How much exercise do you think adults would be getting if they could go to a playground after a hard day or week of work? If they could go not to a gym or back home but to a colorful wonderland where they can embrace their inner child and relive a simpler time?