You Are Not Immune To Spoilers

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

who wants to feel my healing purring frequencies

Me pretty please I want to be healed :3

*rubs my scents glands against your ankle and purrs with a phd*

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

waiter waiter more depictions of traumatised malnourished characters putting on some weight postcanon to show their recovery from the horrors please !!!!!!!!!!!

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

A grill worth fighting for

And they’re all Vlad

oh that poison damage I've been taking? just talking to my mom yknow

Come with me we’re going laughing