You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

This is me

me applying to jobs on indeed post grad

ryan gosling was really like *hands us dead mans bones* here you go its never happening again. goodbye

noah fence but how do ppl 5′5″ and under like survive….

elaborate tunnel system

me: *gets an f* me: all i know is that this won’t effect me in the long run. what will this “pop quiz” mean to me in two years? will i already have entered the bright world of freedom on my own? the sunlight will encompass my soul. this pop quiz means NOTHING to me. me: *gets an a+* me: excuse me who are you people??? who is this?? where am i? where’s my throne

sis, it’s time for you to be happy again

the Blair Witch is literally just an example of what white women did before pinterest and valium

isnt valium from like the 50s

and Miss Blair Witch’s first murder occurred in 1940… know your herstory

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”