It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

It's LEAP day, sluts !! And u know what that means!! Every FUCKUARY 2⃣9⃣ big leap daddy CUMS to give us a big SPANKING 🍑 make sure to be XTRA NAUGHTY today so that daddy will LEAP into your BALLS and make that PUSSY WET send this to 1⃣5⃣ of ur naughtiest leapers 😋. Get 0⃣ back and u won't get DICKED down for the next FOUR YEARS. Get 5⃣ back and you're a LEAPING pussy wetter 😋. Get 1⃣0⃣ back and you're gonna be LEAPING good DICK into that ASS 🍑🍑 for 4⃣ more years!! Get 2⃣0⃣ back and you're the BIG DADDY 😋 of LEAPING into that PUSSY 🍆👅🍑💦👅

uh oh sisters! *steps on the pressure plate in a desert temple*

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

i feel like it must be the height of luxury and decadence to be a kid sitting in one of those little trailers attached to your parent’s bike, being driven around like some kind of pompous miniature capitalist, relaxing with perhaps a small snack while your personal chauffeur takes you wherever you wish

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

churches, I’m begging you, please run all your sign ideas by a thirteen-year-old

Jesus of Nazareth has been dead for 1,987 slutty, slutty years