Virgil: Pizza.

Roman: Coca Cola to distract my insecurities with sugar.

Logan: Breadsticks to eat away my personal worries and fears of not being enough.

Remus: Cocaine, cause reality isint working to well.

Janus: Wine, I still bunk with Remus...

Virgil: A will to live.

Janus: What, the pizza wasn't enough for you? Ungrateful bitch.

Harry: He's so immature.

Harry: Besides, I'm straight!

Harry: He's insane.

Harry: He's not a good person.

Harry: I could never date him!

Harry: And again, I'm straight as-

*See's Tom walk out of the building*

Harry: *Turns to Ron* fuck I'm gay!

Tom: * Smirks blows a kiss at harry*

Harry: *Windows shut down noices*

Ron: You broke Harry...

Remus: *Sinks up behind Virgil* have you ever thought of killing Roman?

Virgil: *Without looking up* Yes. Every fucking day. Same with you, Janus, once Patton, and Logan when he won't let me stay up.

Logan: *Sinks up, unaware at first of Remus* Virgil, come to bed we- *sees Remus and freezes, face going red* Remus...salutations...

Remus: Hello hello, Logie. Have you two fucked yet?

Logan: *Sputters incoherently*

Virgil: Fuck I wish.

Logan: Virgil!

Patton and Roman: Virgil!

Virgil: What? It's true.

Logan: *Microsoft crashing noices*

Patton: You broke Logan!

Hermione: I was going to be a Ravenclaw

Neville: I was going to be a Hufflepuff.

The Weasley twins: We were going to be in Slytherin as well.

Ron: ...Here I am, all alone with my Gryffindor self...Meant to be a Gryffindor...am I seriously the only one meant to be in my house?!

Prinxeity:

*Roman and Virgil chilling together on the couch*

Roman:*kisses Virgil's cheek and plays with Virgil's hair* I don't like you.

Virgil: *hums a bit and puts his head on Roman's chest, scrolling through Tumblr* feelings mutual Princey.

Logicality:

Logan: Patton, I don't say this often, but I-I- I love you.

Patton: aw, I love you too Logie.

A. Anxeit (Janus and Virgil, or Deceit and Anxiety).

B. Intrulogical (Remus and Logan, or intrusive thoughts and logic).

C. Dukexiety( Remus and Virgil, or Duke and Anxiety).

D. Analogical (Logan and Virgil, or Anxiety and Logic).

Now, this last one is pretty controversial.

RemRom (Remus and Roman).

Now, I get why RemRom is controversial, and hated on. Because Remus and Roman are brothers. Incest. However; all of the sides are a part of Thomas, so they could be considered siblings themselves. Therefore, if you go that route, any shipping is already incest. So, hating on RemRom because the other sides decided to call them brothers, is...well, not my jam I guess you could say. Consider the following: there was a greek philosopher, I believe it was Plato, who said everyone used to have two heads, four arms, and four legs. Then Zeus, the king of the gods, decided they were too powerful and split them all in two with his lightning. That created us humans as we are now, just one head, two arms, and two legs. And so, we are destined to always be missing half of ourselves. Soulmates basically. So, Creativity was split. It split into two separate sides: Roman and Remus. So, going by what Plato said, arent Roman and Remus technically soulmates?

All of this is hypothetical, and there might be many flaws in my reasoning. Its all a moot point anyway though, because the sides are all part of Thomas, they are unlikely to start dating what is essentially, themself.

In retrospect, I most likely didn't need to defend one of my personal favorite ships. The paragraph was unnecessary. But for all those fanders who hate on other people for shipping RemRom, please stop. If its mean, keep it to yourself. Don't spread hate, okay?

Patton: *fed up with their fighting* ALL RIGHT ENOUGH FIGHTING!

Virgil: *who started the argument and only stopped when Patton entered* I've told them to stop multiple times.

Virgil: a rat

Remus: heat it up and its a hot dog.

Deceit: shit producer

Roman: ankle biter

Logan: ...a small dog.