#remussanders

Idea by @yourscrambledmind

Remus: *calls Virgil*

Virgil: *picks up* Dude, what do you want? I’m a bit busy at the moment.

Remus: Gee, chill, I wouldn’t call you while you’re fucking for no reason!

Chapter One~Happily Ever...After?

Virgil gasped as he sat up straight. He woke up from whatever nightmare he had just went through. "Holy shit- That was intense."

However, Virgil then took in his new surroundings, which were unfamiliar to him. He was in a bedroom with seven small beds, and was currently sitting on several of them. "You've gotta be kidding me."

Virgil quickly got up, taking this time to look at the new outfit he was wearing. Thankfully, it seemed to be tailored to him perfectly, and it was quite comfortable. He was wearing a loose fitting purple and black plaid shirt with some ties hanging down from the collar. He also wore a pair of black wool pants with a pair of brown leather boots.

"Where the hell am I?" He asked himself, wondering out loud. He made his way down a spiral staircase, seeing he was, indeed, in a small cottage. A dirty cottage, as a matter of fact.

"Am I in a Disney movie or something?" Virgil asked himself, narrowing his eyes around the small room that was in front of him.

"You sure are!~" A familiar voice said from behind Virgil.

Virgil quickly turned around, his eyes widening as he saw the orange eyed creature from earlier. "You! What is... Where am I?!"

The creature laughs, snapping it's fingers. A cloud of orange surrounds the figure, covering them up completely. A male, who looked similar to Thomas and all the other sides, walked out of the orange cloud. The orange, glowing eyes helped Virgil realize that this was the creature, just in an actual human form.

"I told you I had something fun planned for you~" The person chuckled, smirking down at Virgil. "Yes, you are in a Disney movie. Snow White, just to be exact."

"Figures," Virgil mumbled with an eyeroll. "Why the fuck am I here? Where are the others? Are they here too??"

"They're in their own movies, dummy," the person chuckled, grinning at Virgil, who growled in response. "The only way you can end this is to make sure you have yourself a happy ending."

"Well that's easy enough. It's Disney. Pretty much every Disney movie had a happy ending," Virgil narrows his eyes.

"These won't," the person smirked. "Unless you can change the outcome of this story, they all will become terrifying, gruesome, and quite dangerous. You might die~"

Virgil's eyes widened at that, and he took a step back. "What...? What do you mean...?"

"Oh relax!~ I'm sure you can do it," he said, sarcastically. He chuckled, turning on his heels as he began to leave the cottage.

"Wait!" Virgil shouted. He watched the figure turn back to him with a grin. "What's your name..?"

"The Dream Keeper," the man smirked, disappearing soon after he came. A cloud of orange smoke was left in his place.

Virgil stares at the cloud for a second, before immediately beginning to pace around the room. "This can't be happening. Fuck! I need to contact the others. This is so bad."

Virgil peeks out the window of the cottage, not seeing anyone around. He quickly walks out of the cottage, making his way into the woods.

If I can get to the Evil Queen's castle somehow, maybe I can contact the others through the Magic Mirror? That's my only hope right now...

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Janus groaned as he woke up, shivering from the cool air covering and surrounding him. He frowned, seeing the floor was hard concrete. "This isn't my bathroom- Where's my wine?! God dammit."

He sat up, eyes widening when he saw iron bars in front of him. He was in a prison cell. "The hell is this?"

Standing up, he looks past the iron bars. A long hallway lit with candelabras could be seen within his view. He saw a candlestick hopping down the hallway, towards him. "Ah. Beauty and The Beast," he muttered to himself with a long eyeroll.

"So you figured it out. Good job," the Dream Keeper said in the corner of the cell, smirking at Janus.

Janus glared at him with an eyeroll. "Oh please. Do you take me for a moron? I'm not Roman, Jesus Christ."

The Dream Keeper only chuckled, brushing some of the  red hair out of his face. "I hope you enjoy your stay with your Beast~ He's quite...feral at the moment."

"Whatever. I know your game here, you aren't fooling anybody," Janus says with a scoff. "I just play by how the movie goes, and then I'm free. Correct?"

"Not quite," The Dream Keeper laughed darkly. "I have a plan. But I'm not going to tell you that plan."

"You're no fun," Janus said calmly, checking his nails behind a gloved hand. 

"You'll see how fun I am when the Beast comes back, planning to make you never leave this castle," The Dream Keeper smirked, disappearing into a cloud of orange smoke.

Janus coughed when he breathed in some of the smoke, using his hand to try and clear the air.

A tiny knock on the cell caught Janus's attention.

"Psst! Monsieur!" A small voice said on the other side of the cell.

Janus looked down, seeing the candle stick looking up at him. Janus sighed, crouching down to him. "Hello there."

The candle stick looked surprised. "You are not...afraid of seeing a talking candle stick...?"

"Nothing scares me anymore."

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Remus sat up, frowning when he felt sand underneath him. "Did I drown again?" He asked himself, seeing that he was also underwater.

He was in a type of cave, and each cubby held different trinkets and treasures.

Remus looked down at himself and gasped when he realized he had a green mermaid tail.

"SHIT!" Remus exclaimed in terror. "Now I can't fuck anything anymore, gosh darn it."

Remus shrugged, swimming around the treasure cove he was in, examining each of the treasures that had been collected. "I'm definitely in The Little Mermaid right now."

"At least you and Janus were able to figure out your movies," The Dream Keeper chuckled, appearing across from Remus, wearing scuba gear.

Remus just grinned, looking The Dream Keeper up and down.

The Dream Keeper narrowed his eyes. "What are you looking at...?"

"I'm trying to figure out how I can fuck you when I'm half fish."

"WH- ew- no that's...disgusting," The Dream Keeper said, but quickly cleared his throat and regained his composure. Your friends are in different Disney movies, and you'll all have to figure out how to escape~ Good luck!-"

"My only friend is Janus, sooooooo...."

"SHUT. UP." The Dream Keeper inhales deeply. "Thank God you won't have a voice later-"

"Yeah, it'll be gone from screaming your name all night~" Remus grinned.

The Dream Keeper sighed, disappearing from the scene, leaving a cloud of smoke in his trail.

Remus snickered to himself, but the grin faded when he looked down. "Hopefully everyone's okay.."

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