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NFTs are essential oil pyramid schemes for men. no I will not elaborate

glad we all agree no elaboration is necessary <3

guys i know it’s been said a lot but please, PLEASE register to vote for bernie sanders and then DO vote for him this upcoming super tuesday. it takes like five fucking minutes and it’s of critical importance. we are getting closer and closer to winning this thing but the DNC is going to throw everything they have at bernie to fuck up his momentum and buttigieg just dropped out, which means a lot of those voters could be going to warren or biden. PLEASE, please vote. this is probably the most important election any of us have ever seen and we NEED to win it.

don’t be lazy, don’t be scared, don’t put it off. if everyone who cares gets out and votes we’ll have this election in the fucking bag. if we don’t, and we lose, we’ll never forgive ourselves

How many people crashed into this mirror before they put up that sign, do you think.

better question: how many people accidentally stepped into the Mirror Zone

awful suspicious that theres quotation marks around “mirror”

“accidentally”

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

tik tok by ke$ha is a better song than stressed out by 21p

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

the truth

Brushes you with an egg white wash so you'll develop a nice glaze in the oven

hey thanks

New Yorkers after you make eye contact with us more than twice

This is literally the only good comment on this post

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

another quality post written by god or a ghost