love each other

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

their what now?

their ‘bussy’ you might say

i might not.

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

stay there forever

We had a cow that would do this. You could take naps on her all day.

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit

i find it attractive and not at all clingy when someone texts me after hanging out. i guess the gesture means a lot to me because it makes me feel remembered and valued

she’s the prowler

you know what’s so fucking hot… being able to have open healthy communication and feeling understood, validated and appreciated. ughhhh fuck yeah

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

Being gay is not a choice it’s a competition and I am winning