fire makes everything clean goes hard af

I am once again furious there isn't a dyke version of grindr

I know the fear and pain that Beatrice feels seeing Ava dangle in the air and plummet to the ground is important to show Beatrice’s feelings for Ava, etc etc, but it still would have been unbelievably hilarious if Mary had been there and yelled up to Ava to quit being a baby, this wasn’t even as bad as the cliff she kicked her off of, and then Ava yelling back at her to shut up this drop is DEFINITELY higher, and Beatrice yelling at Mary, “YOU KICKED HER OFF A CLIFF???” and then the halo starting to flicker and Mary yelling, “DO A FLIP!!” right as Ava plunges towards the ground.

i’m CRYING “DO A FLIP” 😭😭

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

can I volunteer to be a penguin

I love everything about this post.

A GOOD POST

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing