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three thousand seven hundred euros. the stupidest size for a bag i've ever seen. "clutch" yeah you better clutch this thing with both arms because it appears to be roughly the size of a human torso. NO straps NO handles ALL your stuff is gonna be rattling around in there. HOWEVER it is shaped like a celery. so i want it 💖

derinthescarletpescatarian

I saw this and just assumed it was for hiding a gun or something

the-haiku-bot

I saw this and just

assumed it was for hiding

a gun or something

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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strange-aeons

All of the research on display in my videos is single-handedly done by me.

All the editing? Me.

Prop making? Absolutely no one can be held accountable for this but me.

strange-aeons

I will gladly enable psychological warfare for free

@shabbyshoebox

glowcowboy

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

its-your-mind

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

beautifulterriblequeen

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

sagesariadnd

I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry. I-I'm not. I'm not! Gonna--

the-haiku-bot

I’m not gonna cry.

I’m not gonna cry. I-I’m

not. I’m not! Gonna–

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

feetdavidson

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

feetdavidson

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

servalias

oh my god the original out in the wild

elusivist

Guys 2014 is in two months

asdfcharacter

Guys 2025 is in two months

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rdfox-thesequel

I can’t stop laughing, these jokes are so lame but so damn funny xD

the-haiku-bot

I can’t stop laughing,

these jokes are so lame but so

damn funny xD

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4ngelofpurgatory-deactivated202

holy shit i just learned something beautiful

4ngelofpurgatory-deactivated202

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BAT :D

thecollectibles

Art by 宝林本迟

incorrecthatchetfield

Incorrect Nerdy Prudes Must Die 3/?, but it's just unhinged Grace Chasity

memeuplift

faulty-radio

this isn't the right hour to be seeing this, i can't stop crying

the-haiku-bot

this isn’t the right

hour to be seeing this,

i can’t stop crying

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brucebocchi

thedunwichwhorer

Go a little fart

gizmoera-deactivated20240601

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

moved--306389

theblackparadeisdead

Ever heard a bass riff so good you can feel it in your actually I don't think I can say that in public

lubefairy

I will.

U feel it in ur pussy

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

froggybangbang

p0si0n0uslaughter

people dont even come out anymore they just start saying danger days is their favorite mcr album

themainspoon

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

asteroidtroglodyte

Local man becomes MonsterFucker overnight, more at 11

the-haiku-bot

Local man becomes

MonsterFucker overnight,

more at 11

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themainspoon

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

asteroidtroglodyte

Local man becomes MonsterFucker overnight, more at 11

the-haiku-bot

Local man becomes

MonsterFucker overnight,

more at 11

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

authenticstains

The Kiss of Life - A utility worker giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker after he contacted a low voltage wire, 1967

brite-eyed

Taken in 1967 by Rocco Morabito, this photo called “The Kiss of Life” shows a utility worker named J.D. Thompson giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker Randall G. Champion after he went unconscious following contact with a low voltage line. Thompson over 400 feet away recognized the critical situation and ran to the pole and scaled it to reach Champion. Realizing champion wasn’t breathing he delivered CPR and chest compression while supporting his friend; super impressive /difficult given the angle (if you get it wrong air goes into the stomach and inflates that instead).

This all happened oddly in Champions work anniversary. And weirder Rocco Morabito, a newspaper photographer who had been covering a strike down the road with eastern freight (this happened in Florida btw) happened to be nearby with his camera in a time that no one carried cameras daily. This photo won him the Pulitzer Prize for journalism photography.

kinksmog

Babe are you okay? I saw you reblogged The Kiss of Life, 1967 again.

stele3

Champion lived and he and Thompson stayed friends for the rest of their lives.

the-haiku-bot

Champion lived and

he and Thompson stayed friends for

the rest of their lives.

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