JAYB1RD'S HELLSCAPE

becoming a furry nonhuman otherkin objectum genderweird relationship anarchy freak has made me immune to weird conservative whatifs. "what if people want to identify as animals" let them "what if people want to marry furniture" let them "what if-" is it hurting YOU? personally? or are you just so joyless that you can't conceive a living thinking person that isn't as repressed and deprived of whimsy as you

they came out with new kind of tboy who’s a bit of a freak

im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle

Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me

everybody masc till u drunk and ke$ha comeson

Lose my shit whenever songs in an album have recurring motifs like yesss play those notes again boy

A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not

video games and comics occupy similar niches to me because theyre both vehicles for storytelling that are often thought of as juvenile and lacking depth but have the ability to tell incredibly meaningful stories in a way that differs from more traditional media. all while often having loud fans who are very similar (the way one goes Gamers is similar to like. saying Comic Bros). AND! they have a shared history of being accused of being the reason Kids These Days are violent... and had the same oversaturation and boom that led to a sharp decline of quality and almost killed the industry

free my girl she did the same things as the celebrated male protagonists but the fandom has labeled her irredeemable

I have to say it. 'enemies to lovers' started going down the shitter when people began treating it like 'people who kind of annoy each other to lovers' ENEMIES to LOVERS is about if two girls FOR REAL want to KILL each other

kristin stewart looks two pairs of cargo shorts away from having pronouns and i’d just like to say that if both my chemical romance and twilight become canonically transgender in the same two-year period the world might have a chance