Emergency Dance Party

Everybody: The Wall will protect us fam don’t worry. 

Everybody who has been to the wall:

i was rewatching parks and rec and in the episode “leslie and ron” leslie is listing out all of the things she is guessing might have made ron mad at her. i capped it bc i wanted to see what they said so i’m sharing bc they’re amusing

had conversations with postmaster general about getting your face on a stamp

i sent you a birthday card through the u.s. mail

taught the triplets about the dangers of minimizing the role of government in an increasingly complicated society

i submitted to the new yorker cartoon caption contest under your name

invited you to my linkedin professional circle

that i had food and stuff shut down temporarily for a health code violation

started using the word “scrumptious” too much

once offered you an apple (shouldn’t count i was super drunk)

Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends

Me: