Welcome to Hell

Angel Dust: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Charlie: What are you getting Alastor for his birthday?

Lucifer: I don’t know what to do with it.

"There's a saying among Overlord's... The biggest misfortune for Alastor's enemies is that they are Alastor's enemies."

Alastor: The only thing Niffty is guilty of is being adorable.

Alastor: Wait, us being together scares you too?

Alastor: Welcome to my seminar on how to inspire dread.

One of the many things that baffles me about you, is that you remain un-mudered.

Lucifer: I'd like to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Charlie: All right, Saturday is the big day! A lot of people thought this would never come.

Charlie: Look Dad, can’t you just be nice, for once?

Alastor: Congratulations. My so-called inner circle has failed me again. You've now won the Gold, Silver, and Bronze Medals at the Idiot Olympics!

Lucifer, angrily: I swear, I’m gonna fucking kill that damn busboy!

"When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's 'intelligent' and 'really cool' but when I do it I'm 'petty' and 'need to move on.'"

Vox: I have someone from your Hotel.

Husk: Point is, we need to try it.