You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

hey guys idk if you know this but if you don't sleep or eat your mental health gets worse

Sorry for just writing “the monster becomes the monsted” on your Christmas card. I couldn’t think of a regular greeting or whatever. My bad.

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

why do bad things (unfolded laundry) happen to good people (me)

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

born to wear clothes forced to do laundry

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds