EmeraldArsenal08

I need a sequel.

“I am now thoroughly convinced that the entire concept of virginity is used to control female sexuality.”

Wow

we slidin

Toddler elephant being cute

@instructor144 I’m sure you’ll appreciate this…🤣

This is why I love dogs. “I will find a way through, or make one.”

This is why I love cats. “I am elegance and grace and all things subtle and mysterious, except when I wanna be a dumbass”

Literal actual goals

that was intensely satisfying

WELL DONE!!!

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

This is deeply impressive. And also made my knees hurts to watch for some reason 😂

Well he drew the short straw...

For the first time ever, Tumblr has officially declared The Fandom Wars. Everyone can participate, but can only join up to three fandoms. The Fandom Wars start tomorrow. Tumblr team has wished everyone good luck and logged out untill the event is over. You’re in the wars, fighting for your fandom(s). Describe the wars and the winner.

Yes.

I'm still concerned.

That's not a girl.

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

Please let him science 🐧

This is the purest post on this dumpster fire of a website

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

Far away cow moos

My best friends singing voice

The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet

Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.

Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that

I always just feel so nice reading this, i take so much stuff for granted