Memer Magician Girl

marvel villain who wants to provide clean drinking water for everyone in the world, but they want to do it by squeezing orphans in a big citrus press

british podcasts be like "rate and review us on iChunes"

every british person on this post trying to roast me is just going "american podcasts be like [pronounces it correctly]"

I’m... interested.

dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

I just realised Ph.D should stand for Preferred Hill to Die on.

CORRECT

i make ya man wanna speak spanish

Italian*👼

make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis

2 hang

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

Of course he’s a Scorpio

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

They grow up so fast. :’)

i put the hot in photo

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”