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Not my house but i know my way around...
Wth is the point if im gonna work my ass off everyday of my life im so tired omg anywayyyy i love heated rivalry sm
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I always thought that, after the reveal, a situation where, instead of Fenton becoming cool, phantom becomes lame, would be funny

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Y'all hear about this nuance stuff
I've heard mixed things.
Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it
For dc draw requests, maybe robin Dick hanging out with his aunt Diana?
I think everyone should be picking him up like this tbh
Summer sketch âď¸
see i would expect food, but my assumption was 2-4 hours and a snack table. like a jumbo charcuterie board, a fruit & veggie platter, and a robust hydration station. clearly ive been underestimating the length of a typical orgy.
thank you sex party side of tumblr for your knowledge
okay but imagine how inconvenient the streets of Central City, Amestris, is. Like yeah yeah country wide alchemy circle aside- can you IMAGINE the traffic? Like for the Love of Truth can we add another lane on this road?? The cars are backed up for miles! The urban planning board must be the sorriest people in the world. They got no clue what an alchemist circle looks like BUT the Fuhrer keeps showing up for an ominous visit every time they try to get a modicum of reasonable city layout. The zoning laws have got to be pure evil.
how many accidents do you think there are on the Central Command Roundabout in an average day
The crest of blood in the center was carved over the course of multiple years via traffic fatalities
At that point who even needs a genocide.

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âThe Shonen Protagonist joins The Organizationâ is such a cheap and easy hack for framing a narrative because the author never has to come up with a reason why the protagonist gets involved in each arc. Itâs just that The Organization has a new Mission for the protagonist every time and the protagonist gets to say, âRighteo, thanks plot for telling me what to go do.â
Which makes Fullmetal Alchemist so much funnier because Edward Elric very very much does join The Organization. Heâs in fact quite famous for joining The Organization. Where The Organization is a hostile fascist dictatorship with immense military power which is good at both giving orders and punishing defectors.
And yet over the course of the series Edward is so allergic to ever being told what to do that he in fact never ever goes on an Organization-Ordered Mission. And the exactly one time The Organization DID try to tell him what to do Edward hated it so much he fucked off and impaled himself at the bottom of a mineshaft about it.
I'll see you soon, Doctor.
Open comms here !
something I wish I saw more in fandom is how ed literally recites the periodic table when he gets nervous/embarassed?? everyone knows winry is the one who can actually articulate her feelings, like when she realizes she loves ed she just accepts it off, vs ed who is emotionally constipated. sure he's a cocky little genius when it comes to things he's actually knowledgeable in, like alchemy, but when it comes to relationships or anything similar to that he gets so of his element he literally recites the periodic table!!!!! that's so cute. I'm tired of only seeing confident gremlin ed (still valid but c'mon) where's the ed who blushes entirely through his proposal without even saying the word marriage??? he made the whole thing about equivalent exchange and STILL could barely get the words out. he's a nerdy loser who has no idea how to handle his feelings and blushes at the smallest hints of romance, what a little nerd I love him.
sure totally, that sounds like character work for stories centered around Ed having romantic relationships as a teenager, but i donât write teenage ed
Stop iâm getting involved. Iâm thinking about it. Winry and Ed decided to get married at 18, immediately both fucked off for 2-3 years and did their own thing with minimal contact with each other, during which they made a lot of connections, developed themselves professionally and had A LOT of gay sex, usually under highly suboptimal circumstances. (Bc theyâre good country boys and girls so they will not!!! Get pregnant before marriage!!) They both come back now 21, 22, slightly manic, very tan, lots of new gastrointestinal problems, Winryâs had two tetanus infections in the past two years from fucking around in car scrapyards and Edâs still finishing his latest course of antimalarials, theyre both like omg hiiiii!!! And theyâre so relieved to see a familiar face and be back home and get some stability after a very hectic and exciting couple of years that theyâre like YES. YES. weâre DOING it. Weâre getting MARRIED. Weâre settling DOWN!!
and they do the deed, sign the papers, buy two separate properties in Central and Rush Valley because their work is consultant in nature and thus requires a LOT of travel as theyâre still too unestablished and young to have clients travel to them. Especially winryâs clients, who often canât travel due to being in hospitals, and edâs clients, who often canât travel due to being enormous pieces of infrastructure. So on the one hand itâs very easy for them to stay in love, because they barely live together and see each other on the kind of frequency basis and under circumstances that keep each encounter exciting and relieving, thereâs simply no time for grinding interpersonal problems to develop. And then before they know six years have passed, Ed realizes he wants kids, Winry realizes she doesnât, or at least not now, sheâs having emotional infidelity due to having a business partner who understands your interests goals and needs so well they might as well be her own, theyâre both traveling abroad more and more often as their reputations grow as fixers medical and alchemicoindustrial of problems nobody else can solve, Ed thinks heâs ready to settle down but canât let go of the next big problem, Win knows for sure sheâs not ready, she has sixteen medical conferences to present at this spring alone, her teamâs got an artificial pulmonary system working, theyâre partnering with clinical trials at two hospitals, this is gonna be huge -
- they realize they havenât seen each other in eleven months and havenât even tried to and are just like listen. This ainât a marriage, this isnât what we were brought up to recognize as a marriage, weâre friends, thatâs what we are, and thus begins the amazing cavalcade of divorce proceedings that SHOULD be amicable - and technically are - were it not for the sheer amount of logistics and also Winry and Edâs personalities
Itâd be funnier if they do have kids actually. Like obviously they never even considered traditional schooling, it never served them any, and anyway they both travel so much - itâs fine! The kids can just go with mommy and daddy! And when mommy has a big research trip they can go with daddy! And obviously custodyâs fifty fifty even before they start in on custody arrangements so you get winry / ed seeing their kids for the first time in 6 months (at the lawyerâs office) screaming YOU GAVE MY KID SMALLPOX? and ed yelling SHE GOT BETTER! YOUâRE ONE TO TALK, YOUâRE THE ONE WHO LITERALLY GOT OUR SONâS FINGER CHOPPED OFF - and winry goes OH my god, he SLAMMED THE DOOR ON HIS OWN HAND, HE WAS TWO, I SEWED IT BACK ON HEâS FINE, IT WASNT LIKE I ACTIVELY ENDANGERED HIM BY TAKING HIM INTO SOME DISEASE INFESTED WARZONE -
And meanwhile the five year old is trying to drink the lawyerâs inkwell and the two year old who has never used a toilet indoors is squatting peeing in the corner of the office and thereâs press outside bc the infamous fullmetal alchemist was spotted back in town and thereâs a police cordon being drawn up and the lawyer* is in his private exec bathroom eating just, handfuls of tums
*The lawyer is a young hotshot who thought the sr partners were rewarding him by letting him have this high profile straightforward amicable divorce case and realizes quite soon that no, heâs actually being punished for being an insufferable upstart snot who deserves to deal with other insufferable upstart snots, and makes the mistake early on of saying âdo you actually want to get divorced?â Out loud to winry and ed in a slightly exasperated voice
Still never gonna be over the fact that it took Maes Hughes one night to figure out the truth about Amestris when it took the rest of the cast half the series
these tags lmfao
These tags by parkersgeorg are necessary to include actually đ
#NO BUT THE THING IS! #he figured it out because the army was SHIT AT HIDING IT #he worked in intel! he had access to ALL the necessary elements #to understand it quickly #but that also meant he was under heavy surveillance himself #which is why his efforts to understand the truth were immediately noticed #and since he knew the army was rotten to the core there was no reason for the homunculi to 1) not try to kill him 2) bother being stealthy #lust tried to kill him IN HQ #and the thing is. it was clever of him to leave and try calling mustang from a phone booth #so the line wouldn't be tapped #but like... he'd already tried calling mustang and they knew that. #so had envy not caught up to him before he made the call #they wouldve assumed he'd managed to reach mustang #in a way dying in that phone booth was the best move hughes could make #to protect his allies #had he gotten the information out the homunculi would have disbanded mustang's team MUCH earlier #and after hughes came so close to spreading the truth #they made it MUCH HARDER to find #but also much harder for themselves to realize who was figuring it out and by what means #basically hughes was on easy mode #his death put everyone in hard mode. his allies AND his enemies #man fma is good #fma

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quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.
Well currently theyâre in a tumblr post but I see your point
we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough