tess' blog

why did jimmy palmer never get the spencer reid treatment I'm deprived over here, parched even

recently watched the wrath of khan and how was I supposed to focus on kirk's paternity subplot when on his left he had khan in a deep v-neck titties out like a thot and Spock on his right saying he has been and always will be his friend

had to remove secretary (2002) from my top 4 on letterboxd even though I watch that movie whenever I feel it call to me because every time a guy would look over my profile he'd think I'm a masochist because that was one of my favorites...no you idiot. I like it because it's a movie about odd people coming together through their shy and perverted desires and I like romance movies about weirdos

I think my favorite thing about secretary (2002) is that James Spader is so quiet it reinforces why I feel I always need captions when watching a movie. There's something very hot about a man who has a voice so quiet he sounds like a fan humming in the background.

my dream job is to be an assistant to a batman villain but specifically the 1966 batman tv show bc the girl will just be there to subtly imply she's with the villain and whenever any action goes down and batman is whooping everyone's ass she just stands there like 🧍‍♀️in the near distance.