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Apparently owls melt in direct sunlight.

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I can’t even handle this

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Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

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I have never hard those terms before. Fascinating

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These are just the top ten, I got over 300 questions and learned more slang terms for penis than I ever imagined could exist.

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ITS TAKEN ME 14 YEARS BUT I’VE JUST REALISED LORD FARQUAAD WAS A PLAY ON WORDS AND THAT HE IS ACTUALLY LORD FUCKWAD

WHAT THE HELL DREAMWORKS

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why do i relate to these clouds

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Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

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chai tea

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I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for Alex.

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"Soviet" means "union" The Union Union

We’re good at this.

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the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us

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"AWW SH*T, THAT WAS SICK BRO." - God, probably.

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#Adulthood

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HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

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I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

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EVERY TIME I’ve logged into tumblr this week, this has been the first post.

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this has over 5000 notes. it is a literal cake floating thru the ocean. what U all doing honestly????

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okay nickie, how many times do you honestly see a cake floating in the ocean. i bet none. i dont know what youre doing, but im just appreciating the beauty of this aesthetic.

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sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

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16 New Shower Thoughts That Are Totally Worth Contemplating

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This video gives me life

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For your satisfaction.

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how the fuck

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MY ANACONDA DONT

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I cried reading this.

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