Embessie

The plural of goose may be geese but the plural of silly goose is definitely silly gooses.

Now that I’m a mom, my celebrity crushes are recognized not only by their attractiveness but also by how good of a stepdad I think they would be

When said aloud, the term “mailman” seems redundant.

Please God, please give me a mockumentary TV series where Will Forte plays a Rick Steves-type character who gets into shenanigans all over Europe.

What if Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ended with Willy Wonka handing over the reins to the factory and Charlie pulling a Danaerys Targaryen and freeing all the Oompa Loompas and letting them kill their former master?

I’m glad I’m married and don’t have to date anymore because you know if I joined a dating app all these millenial guys would try to make me go camping.

Sometimes I worry that I’ll have that “Love Actually” moment of finding jewelry for another woman in my husband’s coat pocket, but it’s wrappers for the candy he didn’t share with me

I love that they’re releasing the new Dune movie during Pumpkin Spice season, as if that isn’t prime parody bait.