EmbersOfStardust

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

NOW it’s serious

🎶Triple spooky fandoms! Exorcism!🎵

You have to build your personality around fact checking instead of around doing bad-faith over-analysis. This is the em dash thing all over again and I'm starting to think some of you are just both mean and stupid.

First look at Monster High’s Universal Monsters

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

Some things just never change

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.