Asʏᴍᴍᴇᴛʀɪᴄᴀʟ Wᴏʀʟᴅ

nah I’ve got depression²

i dont give a shit about any of the plotlines im just glad i get to see alucards fat tits again

apparently our work here is done

OP is Medusa

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

@the-real-numbers

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

white hulk

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

Your professor was trying to fight God

And dammit he won

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us