The One Single Way For Me To Defeat A Hero.

the bird fights its way out of the egg. awww. awwww. aw. the egg is the world So Cute. so so So cute.

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

@cubecubed

I think the part of Reiwa no Dara-san that works most for me is the fact that the spooky monster woman is the one non-freak character in there, like she's the most normal and happens to be surrounded by complete fuckin lunatics as well as the dark gooner

WHITE MAN DESTROYED BY BLACK TRANNY AND WHITE LESBIAN IN A TACO BELL 🔥🔥🔥

Y’know if this wasn’t a demeaning and possibly dangerous situation, him thinking he could justify his behavior if he just pulled off a cool enough dance move to impress you both is really funny. Bird-ass behavior.

cabbages and onions are fighting to the death behind the grocery every night unseen by anyone

誰にも見られずキャベツとタマネギが毎晩八百屋の裏で死ぬまで戦ってる

les choux et les onions se battent à la mort derrière l'épicerie chaque nuit invisibles à tous

每天晚上卷心菜和洋葱藏在杂货店后边互相战斗至死

Kobis-kobis dan bawang-bawang mempertaruh nyawa bertarungan di hujung dalam kedai runcit setiap malam tanpa disedari sesiapa

setiap malam para kubis dan bawang bombay bertarung sampai mati di belakang toko kelontong tanpa ada yang melihat

repolhos e cebolas estão travando lutas até a morte toda noite atrás do supermercado sem serem vistos por ninguém

Los repollos y las cebollas se pelean a muerte atrás del almacén todas las noches cuando nadie mira

de kolen en de uien vechten tot de dood achter de kruidenier, door ieder ongezien

tá cabáistí agus oinniúin ag troid go bás taobh thiar an siopa grósaera gach oíche nach bhfeictear ag duine ar bith

зелето и лукът се бият до смърт зад магазина всяка вечер, беc никои дa види

lii shoo pi lii zaayooñ niinipoohnootinekew, namoo awiiyuk kii waapahten taanday aan aryayr lii magazaeñ di maanzhii.

kili pi pali pi lukin jo pi telo en kili pi wawa sijelo lili li utala monsi pi esun lili. ala li sone e ni

Brasikoj kaj cepoj batalas ĝismorte malantaŭ la legomvendejo ĉiunokte, nevidataj de iu ajn.

mae bresych a winwns yn ymladd i’r farwolaeth tu ôl i’r groser pob nos heb gael eu gweld gan unrhywun

kål och lök slåss till döden varje natt bakom mataffären när ingen tittar på