It's Showtime!
Giyu clung tightly to the branch, his face twisted in a grimace as the chaotic orchestra of barking yapped around him.
"Why did I let you drag me here, Shinobu?" he murmured, squeezing his eyes shut as memories of that fateful day with the stray dog resurfaced. The violent yapping echoed in his mind, and he fought the urge to leap from the tree.
Shinobu, perched gracefully beside him, wore that infuriatingly calm expression laced with sarcasm. "Oh, come now, Giyu. This is rich entertainment! Look at them—so absorbed in their lavish lives. They have no idea that dog fur is simply a chaos-infested cloud waiting to explode!"
Her polite smile was infuriatingly serene, and the vein pulsating on her forehead gave away her true feelings. Giyu chuckled lightly despite himself. "Ah, yes, because we love chaos, don't we?"
Before she could answer, the sight of a particularly flamboyant dog, adorned with a diamond-studded collar, caught her attention. “Look at that one, Giyu! Isn’t it the epitome of spoiled? It’s like the entire animal kingdom is cringing!” she joked, but her voice dripped with disdain.
Then, out of nowhere, a shadow loomed over them. Both Hashira’s gazes shifted downward to where a figure stood, a tall man in a tailored suit, commanding the attention of the barking horde below.
“Sebastian Michaelis,” Giyu breathed, recognition dawning upon him.
“Ah, yes. The infamous butler with a knack for charming chaos,” Shinobu replied, her smile snapping into a more serious expression. “What is he doing here?”
As if sensing their gaze, Sebastian turned, a sly grin spreading across his face. With a flick of his wrist, he began hypnotizing the dogs. The haughty purebreds, once barking and yapping in disarray, suddenly fell silent, staring intently at him.
“No…” Giyu muttered, his heart sinking. “This can’t be good.”
Around them, the fluffy creatures began to move as if in a trance, obeying Sebastian’s every command. With synchronized precision, they shifted towards their owners and— bite!
The scene erupted into chaos as 1,200 pampered, purebred dogs lunged at their owners, sinking their teeth into lavish silks and expensive cloaks. Screams filled the park, a cacophony now rivaling the earlier dog barks—only this time, it carried a hint of gratification for Giyu.
“Oh, the sweet taste of karmic revenge,” Shinobu chuckled darkly. “Equally elegant and ridiculous!”
Giyu couldn’t help but crack a small smile despite the absurdity of it all. “Maybe this park isn’t so bad after all…”
“You mean the fact we get to witness this delightful chaos? Precisely!” she replied, amusement dancing in her eyes as they watched the scene unfold, their worries about the spoiled dog drama forgotten—for now.
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