communist tech support

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”