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It hasn’t happened recently but I’ll say the same things I always say to the same people I always say them to and sometimes they laugh at how I talk because I unironically use certain words because I talk like an old lady

I sometimes sleep in a shared space on the ground floor of my house and my parents like to leave the door open in the summer at night since we don’t have ac and it gets kinda sketchy bc I have seen bears and bobcats come near that door and it hasn’t really fully connected for me until now bc I was thinking about a woman a couple towns over who had a bear stalk her home and maul her in her bed

I love the character of the question in dc bc he is so out of pocket that you could dub nearly anything over what he is actually saying and it will still make sense if the delivery is right

There’s a point as a young woman that it’s really hard to tell if a guy is flirting or just being particularly nice. Especially if they get blustery and awkward because it could just be that they are bad at talking to women or they are embarrassed

I was just driving down the interstate and ended up behind a logging truck and because I’ve seen final destination that’s the first thing I thought of and then it started swerving and holy cheeseballs Batman that was freaky

Something that drives me nuts is when people always sing in a weird voice but you can tell that they are genuinely a good singer but you’ve never heard them sing normally like I get not liking singing in front of other people and stuff but there will be people who whenever they sing no exceptions do it an Elmo impression or whatever and it drives me nuts

I’d love to see one of those fics where the justice league has met all the robins but thinks that there magic and don’t age but in an AU where young justice or teen titans happened

It just occurred to me that I unironically have been talking like rocky for years before I even heard of the book because I talked in such a monotone voice that I’d have to end my sentence with “question mark” to get my point across