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Damn, well if that’s the case, I want a photoshoot. I wanna look like Gabriella back in 2008.

You know I got you. Your looks finna be iconic.

[starts some drama and beats somebody’s ass so y'all can come out of hiding]

[records on my Nokia v346]

Sis, that’s so 2000 and late. Wyd¿?

Okay, but the video quality on this thing is A1.

[starts some drama and beats somebody’s ass so y'all can come out of hiding]

[records on my Nokia v346]

Y'all need to wake up.

It’s 2022, and friends can’t even be trusted to beat a dude’s ass for you. Wow.

Ykw. [drags Darius up and down this dashboard and beats his ass!!!]

It’s dead as fuck on this warm Christmas Eve but guess who still owes me a song in a good six hours? @wbudarius does.

:-) Hello, friend.

OH IT’S FCKIN’ LIT. MY SHOE GAME FINNA BE TOO FIRE.

WELL, if you need me, I’ll be drinking a bottle of gin for the duration of the night.

[coughs up a fckn lung]

HELLO, MONTEZ.

WHERE IS MY GIFT ELAINE?

WHERE’S MINE.