Freak!

If i met someone from wigan id be so starstruck id be obsessed

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

I have already died thrice by 1pm

Dating as a Male Toon is very difficult if you are not attracted to yourself but with large Eyelashes

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers