Freak!

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

Touches you with my tendril. In a way that transmits kindness

@albert-wesker7

If I am "touching you with my tendril" I can assure you it will be out of a very different feeling.

Albert Wesker this isn’t about you.

unblock me right now i am a sweetheart

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

If you ask me I don't want "good Christians" in government to counter the "bad Christians" I just want a separation of church and state like they promised us in third grade

Unpacking groceries when you’re high will have you thinking shit oike “I assume this is salmon meant to be cooked and eaten”

Smoking the text based rpg inspect further strain

When I was a teen in the 2010s boys would call each other Gay to say they were too effeminate but now it’s 2026 and we’re “Better Than That” so I just overheard a kid on the bus tell his buddy “you gotta get on T man cause you are NOT passing” 😭😭😭😭😭

[taps mic] i like when fish have a big eyeball

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍