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@elsasfrozenfractals
i want men to be able to emotionally connect with people they donāt plan on having sex with. i want men to stop assuming i am planning on having sex with them because i make an effort to engage with them emotionally. i want men to stop feeling personally betrayed by the fact that i engage deeply & genuinely with people regardless of whether i desire them sexually, because i value people & seek to understand & connect with them regardless of sexual attraction
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Brains?
Context: Out of our party of six, only our bard, our monk, and myself (our cleric) showed up. It was our first time. We ended up fighting worgs.
Cleric: I wanna use sacred flame!
Monk: Whatās that?Ā
Cleric: Just watch.
DM: Roll damage.
I rolled pretty well.
DM: A bright light comes out of your shield, and suddenly the wolf is gone.
Bard: What just happened?
Cleric: I Jesus Yeeted him.
AnnaāThinks itās her fault why her sister ran away, thought her sister hated her for the longest time, goes through another heartbreak when Elsa refused to be reasoned with and drove her away from the ice palace, and then another heartbreak when her ātrue loveā betrays her and leaves her to die, basically goes through the worst frostbite ever inside her heart then her extremities from ice given to her by someone whom she thought would never hurt her, watches her sister in the middle of an execution in the hands of her ex-fiancĆ©, jumps in front of a damn sword knowing it could kill her, freezes to death, rises from the dead and the first thing she says is: ELSAā¦are you okay??
Elsaāliterally thinks sheās a piece of shit and is 100% convinced that sheās a monster, called herself a monster multiple times, asks Anna to just to let her go because she wants her safe, runs away to isolate herself from her home and the one person she loves and builds a castle made of ice without any source of nourishment, gets humiliated and chained like an animal in her own kingdom, gets told that her sister died because of her, accepts her own death and mutters her prayers while waiting for a sword to fucking decapitate her, goes through the shock of seeing her sister alive just to die for real so she can live, holds her sisterās ice block of a face and realizes just sheās actually dead, says āIām sorryā multiple times, finally reveals the reason why she pushed Anna away in between tears and griefā¦ and all of this while hugging her (now dead) sister for the first time in thirteen years, watches her sister come back from the dead, gets asked if sheās okay, has the most confused look on her face like she was just asked the most ridiculous question and she says: ā¦.Am I okay???
And after all of THAT, she looks to the crowd of people who turned their backs on her and trusted Hans after five minutes of him showing up and asks: IS EVERYONE ALRIGHT???
Uhm.
I just want both of these selfless nerds to have all the happies????
Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.
Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz theyāre not gay
ā¦and they were comrades
oh my god, they were comradesĀ
One film critic:Ā āRogue One was just $200 million spent on filling in a plot hole.ā Me: āWell, yeah, but it was a plot hole that needed answering, in fairness. Everyone has wondered for decades why the Death Star had such a fatal design flaw in the first place.ā
Answer: Because architect Hannibal Lecter was out to get those space nazi mother fuckers and was sabotaging them from the start.
That was perfect.
Itās not just the plot hole of the flaw, āreactors need ventsā would have answered that, but it explains why the first Death Star took like 20 years to build even though we saw it was half built at the end of ROTS then but the second Death Star took like 2 years.
It was because Hideo Kojimas Best Friend was fucking ruining their shit the first time, ordering the wrong screws, tripping over cables, spilling coffee on computers, accidentally hitting key engineers on he head with a 2-by-4 anything to delay the space nazis planet fucker.
Galen was the most brilliantly half-assed employee ever.
And he kept his job for 20 years without being fired!!! After all that!!! My respects
People with high cheekbones always succeed.Ā
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I feel like fandom generations are both very specific and easily conflated. Like,, you either live through so many they blur together into one hellish mess or you join in on one generation and remain blissfully unaware of the previous ones
Ā TrekksterĀ GodsĀ
No internet
fledgeling fandomĀ
women run everythingĀ
seriously where the fuck did we go wrongĀ
fandom wouldnāt exist as we know it without these women
conventions, badges, quite a lot of taboo but also lots of fun
closely-knit communities
mostly discussions in magazinesĀ
hogging the phone so you can chat with your friendsĀ
(while trying to pretend the rest of your family doesnāt exist)
basement meetingsĀ
fanart what??
Dawn of NetworkingĀ
tin-bucket sites and forumsĀ
the badly assembled DIY IKEA kits of the internet
these were strange placesĀ
iāmĀ too young to know firsthand but Iāve heard the stories
they were like,, inhabited by eldrich beings
Ā who would sell souls in exchange for fanfics
early RPs
nobody was quite sure what they were doing
but!! You could connect with more fans quickly!!!Ā
made obsessing less lonely
yay
āI was there Gandalfā
Live JournalĀ
small internet communitiesĀ Ā
the name āAnn Riceā strikes fear into your heartĀ
also hatred, lots of hatredĀ
adding every warning and rating under the sun, hiding behind NSFW filters even if it isnāt necessary, praying you donāt get reported or deleted
you get reported
your friends get reportedĀ
nobody is safe
fuck.
Citrus CheesecakeĀ
DeviantArt and ff.netĀ
bright shiny eyes
children everywhereĀ
āmore of a lime than a lemon >//< but also kind of just a lemon with fluff?āĀ
where did all the adults go? Where were they hiding??
pls donāt flame
A/N *dances away from your flames because idgaf*
omgggĀ such a nosebleed!!!! XD lol
characters and authors having conversations in the authorās notes
Archive of Our Saviours
oooĀ we found the adults
mass migration by younger fans to Tumblr, Ao3 etcĀ
looking at fandomās earlier stages likeĀ āI have no memory of this placeā
ratings that had nothing to do with fruitĀ
(thank gods)
fandom grows upĀ
we are all gratefulĀ
we have proper websites to call home
wanderers can finally settle down
many fans are Tired
Weāre here again, Gandalf
your elbows are explicitĀ
cats are explicit
there are legends of a paradise of pillowsĀ
but none of us wants to leave hellĀ
blue blue blueĀ
a well-respected petblrĀ is flagged as explicitĀ
will we be here in January?Ā
who will survive?Ā
those with sense watch the chaos from Ao3, sipping mocktails
but weāre not really scared
nothing can kill fandomĀ
not even god.Ā
Tag your era. :P
Terrible idea:
Tarot DnD. Itās DnD but you replace the dice with tarot cards and the DM has to interpret the results by symbolism instead of numbers.
Ooh! My friend proposed an idea similar to this. CAH DnD. Itās basically the same concept but instead of tarot cards, you use Cards Against Humanity cards. As she put it:
āPerception checkā
āBees?ā
āBEES???ā
That sounds absolutely HORRENDOUS, your friend should be very proud
Iām enjoying the idea of CAH tarot.Ā
āWhat does the future hold for me?āĀ
āA bag of dicks.āĀ
THATS JUST WHAT NORMAL TAROT IS LIKE
There is categorically no trend on Twitter that will ever ever ever beat this āgirls do it betterā thing weāve got going because honestly itās just meaning weāre getting photos of beautiful girls recreating this look and my lesbian ass is living for it
Seeing as you guys are loving this as much as I am, let me bless your eyes with some more beautiful girls creating this iconic look. Creds of course to all of these wonderful ladies
im fucKIN
Oh those poor souls
From now on I will interpret any and all ā~oh itās so hard for men right nowā as being about these 3 specific dudes, as they seem chill.
Reblogging for this specific addition lol
Interspecies lesbianism
Itās cute guys
nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple
Butch/Butch couple
This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. Thereās more to it, but thatās the gist.
Whenever zooās tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them
So basically what Iām saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne
Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that thatās her gf and doesnāt she look beautiful I love her so much
So I had to draw them in human form???
You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.
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I should probably go to sleepā¦
I should probably-
I should-
Fuck it.
just accept your fateā¦
Bockstensmanen, a medieval person who happened to die in a bog which preserved his clothes (and more), clothes like hella comfy??
Like seriously. Comfy and warm wool clothes!
(yes this are pictures of his actual outfit, not reconstructed clothing. They were very well preserved in all except colour. The bog gave everything that yellow shade, i suspect)
Picture from: https://www.museumhalland.se/bockstensmannen/kladerna/
His kjortel (the clothing for his upper body)
He got a mantel that resemble a poncho
It goes around the entire body! So perhaps not quite a mantel but.
A got a little hood with a fashionedble long thingy at the end
Warm that too! There is no openings for wind or anything, so like. Just pull hood over head, get warm!
Warm socks! Gotta keep em feets warm (and just like in english, the swedish words for trousers, byxor, is in plural in its normal form, just because the medieval version of trousers consisted of two separate peices like here.
Somewhere, there should be something for hos upper legs but idk were that one is)
Anyway! I do think one can tell that keeping warm was an important part of the logic behind bockstensmannens clothing. Not odd that, when he lived in Scandinavia and allā¦
All pictures from
https://www.museumhalland.se/bockstensmannen/kladerna/
When we already at it, with listning his entire outfit. Here his this shoes
Reconstruction in how he might have looked like in life. The musuem points out, that his skull was very smashed when found, werehas it might be a bit so so with this dolls facial similiarity with bockstensmannen in life. And his hair colour we know not, the bog will colour most hair red with enough time.
But that hairstyle! That he really had! Bockstensmannen wore like Peak Fluffy Medieval Hair Fashion in life
The entire doll wearing bockstensmannens reconstructed clothing
Source: https://www.museumhalland.se/bockstensmannen/bockstensmannen-far-ett-ansikte/
https://www.museumhalland.se/utstallning/bockstensmannen/
Holy shit forbidden fashionable bog man
@glumshoe This but colorful
A dating service where matching is based on peopleās search history exists. Youāre a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, itāll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene theyāre writing* babe, iām not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, youāre doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? Itād be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it theyāre a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so itās completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and itās a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that thereās something to the theory, but itās all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the authorās home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they donāt seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, thatās it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough heāll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.Ā
āYou need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.ā
Serial killer breaths in.Ā āLook-ā
ā¦perfect
I donāt like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect
if i ever met @setheverman i think my first instinct would be to sword fight him heās far too tall and i am but a hobbit of a entity
If you break his keyboard with your sword you release his soul and he will grant you three wishes.
thank you this, this is pertinent information
Go for his knees, hobbit
1) i shall
2) this phrase was too good not to just
I remember playing Baldurās Gate way back, and one of the stock halfling battlecries was āBack off, yer kneecaps are at me mercy!ā
found family is just the. absolute best dynamic in the whole worldĀ im sorry but if you have a bunch of characters who are placed in a group together and they dont feel like a family at the end of it then your group failed
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When a marginalized group is asked for peaceful protesting, what is really being asked is for them to āprotestā in a way that those with privilege can actively and happily ignore.
My kink is cooking in front of my friends who know which knife is made for what and forcing them to watch me use the wrong one for the wrong thing
Use a cheese grater for tomatoes.
Youāll burn in hell for this.
*panting outrageously: I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD
Oh my god, my friend who used to rent a room from me would routinely use a small ass paring knife to chop entire very large onions instead of a chefās or santoku despite the fact that my kitchen is well stocked with many varieties of knives. In fact, heād use the same tiny paring knife to cut everything when he would cook; be it veggies, or meat, or whatever. He didnāt want to dirty too many knivesā¦? It drove me fucking nuts because he almost cut himself quite a few times trying to chop things that were too large for such a small blade. Nothing I said would change his mind. Graaahhhhhā¦.
see the thing is i do the opposite. Do I own a gorgeous little set with a Santoku, utility, and paring knife? yep.
caN I PEEL POTATOES AND POTENTIALLY OPERATE WITH A CHINESE CLEAVER???
youāre gonna see me try
i just bring a fucking machete to the kitchen. none of this fancy cutlery stuff. i shall engage my food in ruthless combat
i need you to roll for initiativeĀ
ah fuck i rolled a 1
the celery gets to go first and just fuckin decks you
#guess i gotta work on figuring out the rules to Cuisine and Cutlery#everyones favourite food based RPG#cursed
ok so the first step is to write the Cuisine and Cutlery: Playerās Handbook. i can help, hereās the cover art, just gotta get the title calligraphied on there
i think the rules should be pretty easy, itās just knife facts and tables of fruits
this is the dumbest goddamn thing ive ever spent an hour on holy fucking shit i was laughing at it the whole fucking timeĀ
My Character Concept:
Race: Goblin. (not that weāre porting D&D races Iām just a goblin IRL) Class: Midnight Munchie Morsel Maker Stats:
Shreddedness: 4 Choppiness: So-So Guts: 76 Cookery: Eh? Taste: 69. Nice. Presentation: 4562 Feats: Lactose Tolerance Improvsed Weaponry Read The Recipie Improved Initative
If we want to play a game Iām willing to host but @simonalkenmayer needs to bring his own snacks.
