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It’s him, Gerry Mandering

LMAOOOOO

people who think karl marx is cool are grossly misinformed

karl marx was a baller he had a huge cock

The rise of far right authoritarianism does not mean that far left authoritarianism also has to be on the rise!!!

just got word from the left wing authoritarian governmence ive just installed. they’re telling me that karl marx had a fat one

fuck karl marx and fuck communism

oh dont worry karl fucks alright

this is an excerpt from my resume

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June