MothsmithyElmer

Someone in my area is surrendering coccina hendras, which is one of my dream fish, and they’re so sensitive I dont trust anyone on the local emergency rehoming page to not kill them. So I’m doing the fish tank logistics scramble to figure out where they can stay until I have my larger blackwater project habitable 😭😭😭

chilling in a hoodie and sweatpants and armoured breastplate, gauntlets and greaves

sword in 1 hand and a mug of hot chocolate with whipped cream and sprinkles and those wafer spiral tube things in the other

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

Why do we need to know that she's a stripper?

We don't NEED to know she's a stripper or she's in Houston, but the context adds to the hilarity. You're young, but we're pro sex work over here, so don't worry.

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

This is a cheat sheet for atleast 1 in 3 tradesmen, myself included. If I'm cussing a blue streak the day is either going fantastic or awful and my eye is the only way to tell which.

Ave Deus Machina.

beep

the funniest part is that dropping a magnetic ID card in that machine would fuck it even more. use the insence burner as the adeptus mechanicus would. it would do less damage over all.

Butch dyke paladin decides to be the best damn cook this brothel has ever seen. I mean you can't even find a good soup here, how could anyplace with "broth" in the name not serve a good hearty soul recharging soup?!

obsessed with stories where the message is that you can’t bring someone back from the dead even if you can bring someone back from the dead