It pleases power to see you burdened with shame

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

kids will be like "appy juice is my favorite" and when you ask why theyll say its because of dialectical materialism

politicsgirl touching itself and whining as it mumbles 'all that matters is winning' under its breath over and over increasingly excitedly