mary

It's not RPF if I'm right

"rpf is weird" okay???? so is whatever these fuckers have going on????

rpf isn’t enough i need a sex tape

hey siri what to do when the RPFact is stranger than the RPFiction

sometimes rpf is just literally real

sometimes rpf is like "i think they were actually fucking for real but but i can't 'prove it' so i'm going to vividly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i know they weren't fucking but i think it would be hot so i'm going to viviidly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i think they very well could have been fucking and if they weren't then i think they probably wanted to but for various reasons never did so i'm going to implement that theory & tension it into a beautiful story where i create a world where they can be together and fuck nasty" and i think that's beautiful

It's ok if you don't like rpf. You can get better. I can help you. Come here

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

i know you might be in a really rough place right now, so i will do my best to be gentle with you in this moment to remind you that this too shall pass. i want to tell you it will get so much better, but i understand if it’s hard to believe it and it’s okay if you don’t feel very “positive” right now! i’m not asking you to be positive, okay? but from one stranger to another: life takes really funny, unpredictable and different twists and turns. all i ask is that you hold onto anything that makes you glad to be here. because i’m glad you are here. i am.

VIP’s asking the important question.

Couple goals 💖