tracy mcbean the famous inventor

puddle water is basically cigarettes for dogs

postal service kinda gay….

all these “packages” that are “in the male” 🤔😳

you know van gogh wasn’t appreciated in his time either

u don’t like pgion? 🐦? coo coo?

pussy put his ass to sleep now he calling me michael

young puppies all over the world have now started doing the so called "sniff challenge"

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

Yeah to ahead. Go drive to work in your gay ass little apple car.

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”