Her royal majestic Priestess Consort 🪲

have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending

swimming together is so intimate. Even bathing together. Water removes emotional barriers.

It's not enough to call your knight a "good boy". Sometimes you've got to hit him with a "you're the only one worthy to sit at my feet".

im in too much pain to even move let alone kill myself, i tried the laxatives the gasx Tylenol Advil ibeprofin what more can i possibly do i cant even sleep

whatever ellie you’re getting this too

decline

its already in motion

decline plus im sending worms and fossil tumors to you

im in too much pain to even move let alone kill myself, i tried the laxatives the gasx Tylenol Advil ibeprofin what more can i possibly do i cant even sleep

whatever ellie you’re getting this too

decline

i love people with god complex. (i wanna fuck god)

Can you put your dick in my esophagus? Pleeeeeease please please please?

Oh then it must have actually been him

SHUT UP, I HOPE YOU GET CONSUMPTION

I rarely if ever forget my dreams with him in it

Oh what the fuck ever bug, as if he’d tell you if you were forgetting 😒

Forgetting.. hmmm. that does not sound like me

Oh then it must have actually been him

SHUT UP, I HOPE YOU GET CONSUMPTION

I rarely if ever forget my dreams with him in it

Oh then it must have actually been him

THERE WAS A MASSIVE FUCKIGN BUG ON ME

my fault