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how can lawyers argue without cryingĀ
We cry with the door closed when weāre hoping our bosses are at lunch.
Imagine the absolute joy on Leslie Knopes face when she realizes her parks are getting more foot traffic
Now imagine the look of absolute confusion when she finds out itās for video game
Now finally imagine Leslie Knope organizing PokƩmon tournament in order to increase the foot traffic at her parks
Now imagine the city of Pawnee absolutely torn apart by the team system
Imagine it bring back parks and rec just for this episode Iām serious
#Ben is never at work any more because he is out hunting#hell no one is at work#everyone is in on it#even Ron#who doesnāt actually have a phone of his own but is helping April#because HUNTING#and April is trying to get more pokemon than Andy#who is freakishly good at finding rare ones because he has the least shame about going into strange places to find themĀ (via @critter-of-habit )
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Christian Siriano designed Leslie Jones a stunning dress for her āGhostbustersā premiere
Last month, Leslie Jones tweeted that many designers were unwilling to make her a dress for the premiere of Ghostbusters. But the honor of designing the 48-year-old actressā gown went to Christian Siriano, and oh how he came through. Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy were also in attendance at the premiere andĀ representing the beauty of diverse body types.
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āSiriano got the job done in just over a week, torpedoing the flimsy excuses offered by Hollywoodās ateliers and proving that size is no obstacle to beauty.āĀ
Oh look, your flimsy body shaming excuses didnāt hold up.
Also, thumbs up to Siriano being likeĀ āPICK ME PICK ME!ā over Twitter. XD
Christian Siriano is the bomb dot com. Love him!
Sometimes Iām funny on Twitter ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
EXCUSE ME?!?? Bring it BACK? I wasnāt aware it was gone. But, oh thatās right, it must have been because thereās been a black FLOTUS for 8 years. She couldnāt possibly be glamorous, right?
The white house will never look this good again
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24 LGBTQ Books With A POC Protagonist, Because Itās Time To Diversify Your Reading List
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*has no money*
*is still a week away from payday*
I havenāt been here much in the past few weeks and thatās largely because Iām more active in other Internet places that arenāt blocked for me at work.
But my sweet Marley is gone. Ā He had cancer that had taken over his whole body and went to sleep Tuesday, a week ago today, after a very bad weekend and a vetās visit. Ā I cannot bring myself to phrase it any other way, because it still doesnāt feel real that heās gone. Ā I got the call in the middle of a run of Hamlet, and sobbed into Gertrudeās dress for ten solid minutes before excusing myself from rehearsal to continue sobbing outside. Ā I am incredibly lucky in that Iāve never grieved for anyone as an adult (god, so many Tumblrs have showed me in the past year or so that grief is such a part of adulthood), and this crushed me. Ā Marley did nothing but love. Ā He was made of love, with no strings attached or expectations. Ā He just wanted to love.
I know heās happy now. I donāt know exactly what I believe about what happens after our lives, but I believe this isnāt it, and I believe that Marley is somewhere now, young and happy and spritely, without arthritis and with a cornucopia of chocolate cupcakes and pizza he can steal without being chastised or getting tummyaches. Ā I believe an energy like that never completely goes away. Ā I believe he was met someplace by my nana and is watching over my mom. Ā I believe that he was sent to make my transition out of childhood easy and happy, and he did just that. Ā I know heās still with me, too, even if I donāt get to get kisses or feel his velvety ears or rub the stripe on his nose anymore.
He was the best dog ever, and I miss him so much it actually aches. Ā I keep talking about it and writing about it in the hopes of catharsis, to stave off these waves of sadness, and I hope that soon it actually works.
what she says: I'm fine
what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they're raising that they're a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don't want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren't explored in the movies (original or remake) or they're the worst "good" parents in fictional family history.

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