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One of my Sister Cousins texted me asking if she could give me her 4 and 6 year old sons. When I asked why they were up for grabs, this is the story I got. I politely refused her offer, but am so proud of my nephews! I am so obsessed with these kids. These are the coolest and most chaotic escapades! I couldn’t have directed them better myself.
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Over the last year or so, I’ve noticed a significant shift in the use of “crazy” in contemporary fiction.
As in, books are moving away from a character saying something like, “this is driving me crazy!”
Presumably because authors are endeavoring to use less ableist language. Which is GREAT.
H O W E V E R . . .
I’ve noticed that these authors are simply replacing “crazy” with “mad,” and that infuriates me. Because that’s the SAME EFFING THING. Unless my decades of reading British books have led me astray, “mad” is literally just “crazy,” but in British English, right??? Like… guys… authors… people… you cannot just swap an American ableist term for a British ableist term and call it good…. You need to simply stop using ableist language to describe things. It is NOT difficult. How and why are authors and editors not stopping this shit??!!
Guys I am getting my herniated disc shaved off in a mere FORTY EIGHT HOURS!!!! What if my back just feels good after that?!!! What if I can sit?!?!?! And this feels like it’s asking too much, but… what if I can BEND???
There is a stretch of highway between Little Falls and Baxter that has been officially adopted by the CENTRAL MN JUGGALO FAMILY and I think that discovery was probably the best part of my week at the cabin.
Now that my back surgery is scheduled, I’ve been having these extremely stupid thoughts along the lines of “I mean, my back pain isn’t THAT bad, maybe it’s silly to get the surgery for no reason” and then I keep needing to remind myself that I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO SIT SINCE APRIL 17.
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Household health updates:
Poor Sweet Nigel has Cushing’s Disease (though we don’t yet know if it’s the pituitary gland kind or the adrenal tumor kind… more testing needed, PLEASE send all your vibes towards this being the pituitary gland kind)
Most of my pre-on bloodwork came back fine but I’m still waiting on my kidney function results before I can get cleared for my microdiscectomy
My MRSA swab results are also still pending and are needed for pre-op approval (wouldn’t it be WILD if this is how I find out I have MRSA?!) (thank u wellbutrin bc if I didn’t have that I’d probably be freaking out rather than amused)
Ok that’s it bye!
I have no interest in being buried in a cemetery after I die (cremate me and throw me into the wind, throw just my body under a sapling, donate me to science and then toss me in a medical waste bag, who cares? not me; I’ll be dead!)
BUT…….
along the line of when old timey people used to be buried with above-ground bells and strings attached to them underground, do we think I’d be able to rig a device up to solar power above and oh, let’s just say, have a recording of one specific audiobook with me below so it could play on repeat forever and ever????
Because if that’s possible, I may rethink wanting to be buried in a cemetery.
Just heard from my mom that she talked to my aunt (who is my Sister Cousin’s mom/my nephews’ grandma) and I am thrilled to report that my nephews have been proclaiming their love for me far and wide after this weekend! They loved the Swimventure! They loved having ice cream at my house! They did a special shout out to the birthday cake-flavoured canned whipped cream and asked my aunt to find out where I got it (Aldi)! They love me!
Our wifi has been out all weekend (but also essentially since Thursday night) and I am happy to report that my life has not been impacted. At all. I have not been roadblocked for one single thing I’ve endeavored to do. Which is a nice thing to learn about how I spend my time!
I haven’t had a period since Obama was in office.
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Not sure what the best part of yesterday’s SOUPY SUMMER SWIMVENTURE was, but the top contenders are:
Friends from three of my different timelines gathering!!!
Goofing with one of my nephews by using his overly-sunscreened torso to apply sunscreen to my forehead (I thought this was so funny and I have no idea why)
Alligatoring after said nephew in the kids pool area SO MANY TIMES (I think a couple other kids wanted to play too but I obviously do NOT play with the children of strangers, especially in water!)
A kind of fast-paced(!) lazy river that absolutely ATTACKED its waterfarers with overhead water
Ice cream bar (did you know aldi has birthday cake flavored canned whipped cream because they sure do)
Only getting a teeny bit sunburned
The hideous weather feeling actually kinda normal and completely tolerable whilst at the pool???
It is the nastiest, most hot, and most disgustingly soupy weather EVER right now, but!!!! NEVER! FEAR!!!! I am about to go post up at an outdoor water situation (multiple pools, a lazy river, a rock wall to climb and jump off of into the water????, etc) with my best sister cousin, her kids, @like-a-telescope , and another bestie (or two or three, and each of their kids, depending on how things shake out). And it is going to be WAY too warm and WAY too busy but we are going to have a BLAST and then we will eventually retreat back to my house for ice cream and sooooo many ice cream toppings.* It’s gonna be GREAT. SUMMER 4 EVER.
Who has two thumbs* (*months of herniated disc pain) and a shiny new microdiscectomy scheduled for a few weeks from now? THIS GHOUL.
You know what is effing WILD????
As of this month, I’ve been with my current employer for 10* years (and my current salary is ~50k/year more now than it was then, which is… something!).
and
As of next month, I’ve owned my house for 10 years (and my mortgage loan is ~45k less than it was when I incurred it, which is… annoying.).
How?? is this possible??? I don’t feel like I have spent one entire decade in either of these situations!!!!!
I am feeling personally attacked today by my job because all I want to do is listen to my audiobook but I have MEETINGS and I have them ALL DAY. Can I file a workers comp claim for this kind of emotional distress? Yes? or Definitely Yes???
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Last night I got to finally meet* BFF H’s new man and I’m happy to report that he and I get along swimmingly, already have TWO inside jokes, and have completely compatible banter styles that neither BFF H nor my bf could keep up with. I am so sad to lose her ex-husband in the divorce (because he was the only partner of my core BFFs that I would consider to be an actual friend rather than just a friend-in-law) but I’m happy that she has picked another man that I can be pals with.**
I wish I knew how to translate this into a marketable (or profitable) skill, but I have won FOUR goodreads book giveaways in the last two weeks. Ideas welcome.