[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

if I keep making puns about Vietnamese food they're going to bahn mi from this restaurant 😔

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

Prime example of "your evidence is circumstantial at best."

Maybe kitty saw human squishing dumplings into shapes and wanted to help

Kitties are helpful like that.