cakes and elle

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

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So Im just playing Fallout 76 right? I decide to try out a Nukashine and punch some Super Mutants.

The last effect of the Nukashine is that you pass out and you spawn randomly somewhere in the world.

So inevitably my screen starts to black out and my character passes out. When my screen starts to fade back in, I am greeted with this: