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ON BILL MAHERS ISLAMOPHOBIC ASS SHOW GO AWFF AND EID MUBARAK BROTHERS AND SISTERS

okay um yas

GUESS I’M GONNA HAVE TO PACK UP MY PURSE, SEE GONE GIRL AND GO SUPPORT BEN’S ASS.

CANNOT UNSEE

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

I just spit cracker everywhere

AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY

note

this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary

[panics but not in a disco sort of way]

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS