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ok but … ronan and adam after they first get married. adam greets ronan with ‘lynch’ like he normally does but then ronan just looks at him with this big wicked grin on his face and replies ‘lynch.’

Jack Zimmermann doesn't get nicknamed again until he hits the NHL. And it's kind of weird, y'know, it's breaking with Samwell Hockey tradition, and Shitty knows this. But he also knows that when you've been part of someone else for so long — Zimms and Parse — and when you've had other, less kind words following you your whole life — the Wunderkind, the Prodigy, the Addict, the Tragedy — sometimes the first thing you need is to hear your own name.

love when jesper asked wylan "shouldn't you be in university" my brother in christ shouldn't YOU be in university

this is truly on god the first would you rather that i've ever had to devote significant thought to. neither of these answers feel good

It's gonna be hilarious if *this*, of all things, is what causes a new resurgence of the Check Please fandom.

this is how we get the tv show

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

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