Im A Mess

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

there was a financial crisis

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

okay I know I’m late here but how the Genuine Fuck did Hozier write a song about rotting in a field and make it the most romantic goddamn thing I’ve ever heard

This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we’ll be looking at the disappearance of Hozier

my rapper name would be 2 stressd

I just finished 68 Kill, that shit was fucking wild.

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

i’m too soft of a bitch to have lived when love letters were common practice. i’d get One and go lay down by a river and my friends would be like “what’s wrong?” and i’d be like “my friends, i’ve fallen ill” 

okay, fine, i’ll explore the catacombs with you, but ONLY if we hold hands the entire time we’re down there

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

finally a good fucking shower thought

Romantic slaps on the ass.