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omggg you made me want to die But like do you think of me ever

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

i think theres trans girls

she took the wires to my playstation she doin too much

ur in his dms im chasing him with a knife

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

dudes will have a 1.2 gpa begging girls for head like bro try using yours first

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

THE POST, THE P O S T

We’re starving might as well have a giggle xo

Starving might as well have a giggle 😂😂😂

do you ever feel embarrassed to be in your own skin like please just dont look at me i wish i didnt exist sometimes like i want to disappear because i cannot handle being me 

im useless, but cool